Daily Archives: October 30, 2011

Top Collie law enforcer framed for heinous hallway ham crime

Today's breaking news from Biddissville is that earlier in the week the most senior Collie law enforcer, the now famous Officer Oswald of the black & white division of the Border Collie police, was shamelessly framed by a notorious petty criminal for a heinous ham crime that occurred in the front hall. After patrolling the local park in a particularly brisk and efficient manner, Officer Oswald had escorted well known reprobates Mental Mini and The Portuguese Pilfering Pooch back to Biddissville and secured them in the hall. Mrs Biddiss tells us what happened next: "’I had a fresh packet of [...]

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