At our hotel in North Cyprus, a handsome ginger cat joined us for Tiffin.
“Have you got space for me, I think I would like to live in England.”
“Stay where you are,” we said, “Gordon Brown lives in England, he would tax your whiskers”.
“Okay,” he said, as his black-and-white mate joined the party. In fact, both cats live at the hotel and are very well cared for, as you can see.